大哥的情婦

 清同治九年，天津發生了洋人被殺、教堂被焚、要犯被救的案件。洋人興師問罪，朝廷恐懼，派欽差去津門查辦。經再三周旋與洋人商定，10月19日那天必須處死16名人犯，但兇手沒有著落。欽差與天津道臺合謀用400兩紋銀收買情愿頂罪受死之人。守備張大辮子將這差事和200兩紋銀交給了外甥金螃蟹，金螃蟹又以100兩紋銀將此差交給了天津衛有名的混混二狠子。此計果然奏效，這中間有邋遢張用賣身錢葬了父親，落了個孝子的美名；有燒望海樓扇面而被定死罪的賽道子老先生；有用身家性命換取一張更改出身文書的強舉人；有夢想得道升天的李八瘋子；最后，金螃蟹連二狠子也沒放過，把他也送入死牢。一天，獄卒給二狠子帶來的一個木匣里的一張紙條，說出了他們受騙的真相，大伙聽后氣憤之極。何道臺為安撫這幫爺們，親臨大牢，憑那三寸不爛之舌開導著他們。金螃蟹遭到妓院艷秋的暗算被送到大堂。由于賽道子的突然死去，15名犯人一口咬定金螃蟹是殺洋人、燒教堂的主犯，金螃蟹有口難辯。10月19日到了，16名人犯身著戲裝，談笑自若，面無懼色，在清兵的押解下緩緩走來。百姓不明真相，齊聲喊好助威，紛紛敬酒壯行。16個老少爺們受寵若驚，個個趾高揚，昂首闊步，腳鐐聲聲，好不悲壯。在一片喧囂聲中向法場走去。

　　XX是一個新的恐怖文選與性別扭曲的所有段將由女性導演將明星的女主角。在預算和時間限制下，董事們被賦予了自由的創造力，但所有的片段都將涉及到恐怖類型。

　　The nightmare was about a demonic possession. A long time ago, there was an evil in a small town and it was jealous of the girl and would never let her go, since the devil loved the girl. One night, the evil raped the girl and she became pregnant. After months the girl could not hide her baby, her father figured her secret out and clapped the girl in irons and locked her room door. But the evil put the gun to her father' temple and saved the girl. The father had a stroke and had been sleeping on the bed for three months and died. Time went on and the girl brought a child into the world. Naturally, people who were living in the village heard the story and they did not want to see neither the girl nor the baby since when the baby was born, plants dried in the field, fishes lost in the lake and people had prayed to the god for rain, but nothing changed in the village. People got so angry, dug a hole in front of the fountain, put her into the hole and threw stones at her face. The girl died soon after. The evil went off the deep end, took a revenge of the village and killed everyone except two sisters because the evil wanted them to take care of its baby...

　　1982年冬天，挪威科考隊的一架直升機突然打破了南極大陸的平靜，直升機瘋狂的追逐一只雪橇犬，最后墜毀在美國科考營地的附近。美國科考隊員對挪威考察隊近期人員驟減的情況有所耳聞，于是飛行員麥克（Kurt Russell 飾）與眾人趕赴挪威營地，結果看到的是一地破敗中四處散落著奇怪的尸體，并有證據表明挪威人得到了某種冰封狀態中的生物。醫生布萊爾（Wilford Brimley 飾）研究了尸體的變異卻無法破解成因。當晚，犬籠中的狗遭到襲擊并發生了變異，一種不可知的生物正在這孤寂的南極大陸威脅著科考隊員們的生命……　　本片翻拍自1951年由霍華德?霍克斯指導的《The Thing From Another World》。